Austin Aitken has sued NBC because, he says, the rat-in-a-blender Fear Factor episode made him throw up. Does that mean that I can sue ABC for having Ashlee Simpson perform during halftime at the Orange Bowl?
My favorite part of this story is that Aitken submitted a handwritten lawsuit to the court. I wonder if he used olive green or burnt sienna.
NBC’s defense should be simple:
"Your honor, plaintiff is 49-years old and he never sued my client after watching Super Bass-O-Matic ’76."