I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK

After I finished killing every garden plant I could find I whipped out my chainsaw, cut down a small tree that was growing too close to the house, and seriously wounded a river birch and crepe myrtle growing next to my front walk because their low-hanging limbs dripped water on me every time it rained.  (Don’t piss me off when I’m armed with power tools.)

Since my house sits on a lot that’s about the size of a postage stamp you may wonder why I own a chainsaw.  Two reasons:  It was on sale at Home Depot and it makes lots of noise.

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4 thoughts on “I’m a lumberjack and I’m OK

  1. pops

    Long before Matt Groenig came up with the Simpsns he did a newspaper cartoon called Life in Hell.
    One LIH simply stated – if you drill don’t drink and if you drink don’t drill.

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